Devil's Advocate Take Two

(Pachino)Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyways? God? Is that it...God? Well I tell ya, let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch...He's a prankster. Think about it. He give man...INSTINCTS!!He give you this incredible gift and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic, GAGREEL! He sets the rules in our position. It's the goof of all time. LOOK, but don't touch...TOUCH, but don't taste...TASTE, don't swallow. HAHA! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing??? He's laughing his sick FUCKING ASS OFF! HE'S A TIGHT ASS, HE'S A SADIST!!!HE'S AN ABSENTEE LANDLORD! WORSHIP THAT...NEVER.
(Reeves)Better to reign in hell than serve in Heaven, is that it?
(Pachino)Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began! I've nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. WHY? Because I never rejected him, inspite of all his imperfections...I'M A FAMINEN! I'm a humanist...I rest my case.

It's that time of the year again

To say that there are a few things we all live for, is quite common....but to actually live for something...it's not easily done...so when i smell fresh cut grass...and i see leaves gravitating to the earth...i hear the early morning buzz that can only be associated with a new semester in my most favorite of seasons....i know one darn thing....It's time for FOOTBALL...for one more of randy moss's reality defying catches....for some more smash mouth low scoring football in the afc...and some iron curtain defenses...my favorite poem ends with some of the best lines ever written...
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With Sixty seconds' worth of distance run-
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And-which is more- you'll be man my son!

Well...the next five months....they are My sixty seconds' worth of distance run...but i'll always be a boy

Two

"How many?" I shouted from across the street, he was walking away but he lifted his left hand and showed me the peace sign, didn't turn back to do it, didn't need to....he knew that i knew....ma friend had just lived a dream....That's the best i can do to describe my roommate, atanas gagov, cool as f...k, awesome to hang out with...has mood swings that are like a pendulum only not that predictable, but when its all said and done...that man is crazy. He has taught me a lot in these past few months...that's when i decided to go out and have fun again...and you know i never ever tried to pick someone up at a bar....just not my thing...but he...he's fearless...he's mindless...and he goes out to have fun...so no...i could never have asked for a better roomie...its almost like joey and chandler...wait...actually now that i think about it...SHIT....it is exactly like that...we have the foosball table and everything...pichka, putka, pichka ti mai china, ti e de mike da pederas, this is what i do, n....r you look thirty, i have good news for you, i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, etc, etc....these are his lines...and everytime he says any of them...he cracks up as if its the first time he's said it...